Today when I was over at the coffee shop one of the fabulistas who works there said, "I've got to make more mustache pillows. I got three more orders."
To which I said something like, "Hmmm? Pardon? Que? What? Mustache pillows, hello?"
She then told me that she makes pillows shaped like giant mustaches, and sells them over the internet. I laughed, slapped my hand on the counter, and said, "Fantastic!" Because, boy oh boy do I love a good bit of ridiculousness.
When she originally had the idea she looked to see if anyone else was already making giant mustache pillows, and what do you know- no one was! So, she is the exclusive manufacturer of giant mustache pillows in all the world. I live in the Giant Mustache Pillow capital of the world.
Here is the link to her Etsy shop- just in time for all your giant mustache pillow holiday needs:









